I swear she didn't look like that last week.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
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and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
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No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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