dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
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Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
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