I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
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Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
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How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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