Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
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The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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