They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
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This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
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I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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