You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
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im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
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If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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