Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
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Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
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Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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