Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
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Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
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Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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