You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
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dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
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His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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