We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
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Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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