i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
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She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
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So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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