He is an equal opportunity slut.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
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And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
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Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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