Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
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the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
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I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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