he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
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So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
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i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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