From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
And the cops told us we were all naked.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
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She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
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She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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