Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
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There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
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She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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