apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
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I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
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what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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