So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
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She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
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If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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