screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
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The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
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Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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