he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
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He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
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Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
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