i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
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Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
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You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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