Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
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She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
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His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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