What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
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its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
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I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
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