Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
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Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
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Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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