i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
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You're earring is so big in my mouth
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
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theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
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