in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
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your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
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ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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