i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
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Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
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What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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