They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
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Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
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Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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