How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Operation Purity has been aborted
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
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Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
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i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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