it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
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I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
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I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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