IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Hey
Gfdhklhgfxzyuikl$
GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Randomize