He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
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Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
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Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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