not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
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Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
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only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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