I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
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Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
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Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
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