shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
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Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
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Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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