are you so shy because you have an std?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
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So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
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The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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