On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
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He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
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Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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