guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
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I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
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Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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