i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
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People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
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I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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