thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
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New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
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I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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