For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
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today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Is it penis luge time yet?
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How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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