my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
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I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
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Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
My dick has a subreddit
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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