You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
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The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
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i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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