I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
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bring money and cleavage
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
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I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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