Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
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I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
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You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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