If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
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In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
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Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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