I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
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After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
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It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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