69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
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And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
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You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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