I have demons in me.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Randomize