So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
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Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
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I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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